The Rapture and YHWH’s Fleet

What is the rapture? Is it some divine event where the righteous are freed from the sorrows of the mundane world? The Penguinomicon teaches us otherwise. In some ways, so does the bible.

We see evidence for the coming rapture, in stories of alien abductions. We must first ask ourselves, “who is it that is abducting these people?” It could be some random alien race. But that seems unlikely, especially with the influence that the Binini have on our local galactic group.

This information leads us to one conclusion: YHWH is making test abductions, in order to prepare for a wide scale abduction. Consider Revelation 7:14 (KJV): “And I said unto him, Sir, thou knowest. And he said to me, These are they which came out of great tribulation, and have washed their robes, and made them white in the blood of the Lamb.”

Clearly this statement was a warning from Jesus. During his lost years, studying under !Erree (Lost Years 1), Jesus likely had learned a great deal about the ways in which YHWH tricked his worshipers into joining him, before abducting them and integrating them into his army.

We should therefore take alien abductions, and warnings in Bible verses like Revelations 7:14, very seriously. We must keep an eye on the stars, and be ready the moment YHWH’s fleet arrives.

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