Does Penguinism Have any Prophets?

Penguinism lacks prophets because Sq’wak does not divinely inspire people. She does not and cannot take an active role. Instead, her influence is indirect, through shifting of probabilities of events occurring. This happens because of her interaction with the eternal dishwasher.

Numerous people are believed to have come close to perceiving the influence of Sq’wak on the world. These people include Buddha, Confucius, Lao Tzu, and Jesus. Through meditation and practices like yoga, anyone can start to recognize her influence on the world.

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